Sponsor |  kitakami | Mar 27, 1:24pm | A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication. |
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Sponsor | | carouselle | Mar 27, 3:01pm | | A guy got hauled into court for bigamy. The judge told him in no uncertain terms, "You can't have you Kate and Edith too!" |
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Sponsor | | kitakami | Mar 27, 3:04pm | | Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. |
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Sponsor | | carouselle | Mar 27, 3:08pm | | A member of a local church had taken a MegaMemory course to increase his info retention. He was able to shake everyone's hand in the church and greet them by they're first name. He did this by word association. Well there happened to be a woman in the church that everyone called Mrs. Snodgrass. When the gentleman came to her his brain got mixed up. He extended his hand in greeting saying, "Hello, Mrs. Booger-wheat!" |
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Sponsor | | kitakami | Mar 27, 3:59pm | | There was an African king who lived in a beautiful castle made of grass. In that house was his prize possession, a golden throne. One day, he got word that the neighboring king was planning to invade and steal the throne. The king decided to hide the throne in the attic. As luck would have it, the ceiling collapsed under the weight and the throne hit the king on the head and killed him. Moral? People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. |
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Sponsor | | carouselle | Mar 27, 4:04pm | | Roy Rogers bought some new boots and went camping with his friends. during the night, a mountain lion, drawn by the smell of new leather, sneaked into the camp and ate his brand new boots. The next day they were out looking around when one of his friends saw a lion off at a distance and said, "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?" |
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Sponsor | | kitakami | Mar 27, 4:06pm | | No sense of balance? No problem! Remember, they also surf who only sand and wade. |
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Sponsor | | carouselle | Mar 29, 6:18am | | If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. |
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|  StarBright | Mar 30, 1:25pm | | I wonder if it is possible to make a love affair last forever. |
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Sponsor | | kitakami | Mar 31, 12:40am | Pun thread dear.
A scientist determined that he could apparently cause his porpoises to live forever by feeding them just-hatched seagulls. He endeavored to prove this assumption by feeding them that very diet every day, until one day he found the way to the tank blocked by a sleeping lion(!) Tiptoeing around the lion, he was accosted and arrested by the local police!
The charge? Transporting immature gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises. |
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